LAST WEEK WAS THE FIRST REALLY SPRINGISH WEEKEND OF THE YEAR, SO THE PARK WAS ABSOLUTELY PAAAAACKED WITH PEOPLE! ...YEP, YOU READ CORRECTLY - I JUST WROTE "PACKED" WITH FIVE "A"s. THAT'S HOW PACKED IT WAS, YO!
HERE'S A SWEET YOUNG COUPLE SUCCUMBING TO THE ONSET OF SPRING FEVER. IF YOU CLICK ON THE PIC, PLEASE IGNORE THE DARKENED NETHER REGION TOWARDS WHICH THE GENTLEMAN'S RIGHT HAND IS EXPLORING. ESPECIALLY TRY TO IGNORE WHERE THE YOUNG LADY'S LEFT HAND IS ALREADY EXPLORING. I'D LIKE TO KEEP THIS SITE FAMILY-FRIENDLY, THANK YOU.
THESE NEWLYWEDS COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A BETTER DAY TO CELEBRATE THEIR UNION OF LOVE. HOWEVER, INSTEAD OF SEALING IT WITH A KISS, THEY HONORED THE ANCIENT KOREAN TRADITION OF REARING THEIR HEADS BACK, AND THEN DELIVERING A BRUTALLY CRUNCHING HEADBUTT TO EACH OTHER'S SKULLS (MUCH TO THE DELIGHT OF CHEERING ONLOOKERS). I SUPPOSE IT'S A BIT LIKE THE WESTERN TRADITION OF A BRIDE THROWING HER BOUQUET TO HER DESPERATE SINGLE FRIENDS, WHICH ALSO RESULTS IN GREAT VIOLENCE AND INJURY.
TODAY I LIKE: BREEZY WEATHER
TODAY I DISLIKE: RETURNING TO THE SIGHTS, SOUNDS, AND SMELLS OF JFK AIRPORT
